Masters Athlete Co. "But, Did You Die?" Hoodie

This funny CrossFit hoodie speaks fluent gym. If you’ve ever finished a brutal WOD and heard, “But did you die?”,  this one’s for you. The front hits with classic CrossFit sarcasm.
The back delivers the answer: Not Dead, Yet. Built for athletes who show up sore, tired, and still swinging.

Why you’ll wear it on repeat

• Inside-joke humor every CrossFitter gets

• Heavyweight, warm, and durable for gym nights and rest days

• Relaxed unisex fit — layer it or live in it

• Clean script design. No loud graphics. All attitude.

Product details

• Gildan G185 Adult Heavy Blend Hoodie

• 8 oz. heavyweight fleece

• 50% cotton / 50% polyester

• Heather Sport: 60% polyester / 40% cotton

• Pill-resistant air jet yarn

• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord

• Pouch pocket

• Ribbed cuffs and waistband with spandex

• Made with sustainably and fairly grown USA cotton

• Printed to order

Fit & sizing

• Unisex fit

• True to size for a relaxed feel

• Size up if you want oversized

Perfect for

• CrossFit athletes

• Post-WOD laughs

• Gym birthdays & competitions

• Coaches, masters athletes, and anyone still standing

If you survived the workout, you earned the hoodie.